Anedotas curtas lol

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,hand, hand, hand!

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales!

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it Ssares the dog.

What kind of coffee was served on the titanic?
Sanka.

Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle in their hat.

Mom: Eat up your spinach, it'll put color in your cheeks.
Child: But I don't want green cheeks !

What do you call skydiving lawyers?
Skeet.

What happened when the wheel was invented ?
It caused a revolution !

"Quick, take the wheel", said the nervous driver.

"Why ?"
"Because there is a tree coming straight for us !"

What is the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.